Fleece University is proud to be at the forefront of protecting Humanity from cabbages. The mere fact that every single day cabbages all over the world try to pass themselves off as Human shows just what a special gift from Eris it is to be Human. With the same sense of Pollyanna naiveté that makes us all believe that one day no cabbage will ever again pass itself off as Human, the Faculty of the Humanities at Fleece University encourages students to pursue other mindless escapes from reality like Peace, Justice and Pumpkin Pie. Every student in the Faculty of the Humanities at Fleece U will be coddled, mothered, smothered and basically so completely prevented from ever failing at anything that once they're out in the real world their shell shock should guarantee a strong community need for help for many generations to come.

A word regarding cabbages.