Tools to mold minds.
As Fleece University has no campus, we like to encourage student activism and aid them in their attempt to secure their rights and "change the system". Fleece University does insist on Non Violent activism however as it leaves less of a mess to clean up after. There is always an after.
Albert Einstein once said something nice about Gandhi and it got an institution named after him. Students interested in protesting effectively should check these guys out, they are leading edge.
The Albert Einstein Institution
Hard copies for sale to those that can afford them, digital downloads for free for those in a rush. Check out the 198 Methods and do your numerology.
Of course every student will need their own copy of what is, perhaps, the most important book ever written. The Principia Discordia, or How I Found Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found Her. Full of wit, deep abiding mystical insights and illustrations of magical snowflakes it is a must read for anyone who's head does not echo when you blow in their ears. Unless they're a cabbage I suppose, then there would be no echo, but cabbages ears aren't real. Curious about the obsession with cabbages? Find out why in the magnum opiate of Malcalypse the Younger ~ The Principia Discordia. This paperback edition is perfect for the average student's budget.
And of course, if you can't find what you're looking for in the Fleece University store you can always look in the Amazon Store at Fleece U for a wide selection of goodies.
The Department of Modern History at Fleece University now has the tools online to analyze the data collected by the What Just Happened?TM Project. Want to see the data collected? Want to read the analysis that's already been done? Or maybe even help contribute to the growth of the wealth of Human Knowledge!
10. The Earth quakes and the heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains.
11. Indeed do many things come to pass.
HBT; The Book of Predication, Chap 19
GREATER POOP: Maybe you are just crazy.
Mal -2: Indeed! But do not reject these teachings as false because I am crazy. The reason I am crazy is because they are true.
Except for the stuff we stole. That belongs to the people we stole it from.
