Welcome to Fleece University, a true home of higher education because our entire faculty are Geese. And not just any Geese, but Canadian Geese. As everyone knows most of the time spent migrating in V shaped flocks across the continent is actually study time. This explains the V shape that Canadian Geese migrate in. Only this shape allows the lessons of the lead Goose, or Professor, to properly flow back to the students in the rest of the flock. Upon discovering the west coast, most Canadian Geese no longer migrate. The weather's nice, the ponds don't freeze and you can always nuzzle up to some burnt out hippy if it gets really cold out. This could have serious effects on the learning of future generations and so, because we're here to help, Fleece U has opened it's wings to the world. Now a lack of migratory study time no longer has to mean you don't know anything. The site is a work in progress but please stay tuned for exciting updates, online courses and absolutely useless, unrecognised by anyone, diplomas.
Poppa Gander,
Dean,
Fleece University